Monday, 13 October 2008


I'm sure the larger of my dear faggot chickens have noticed a...happier...blogskin.Indeed,yes,it is gay.We are looking to cater for,well,me.Come on,find me a me that doesn't like hot pink and stickmen.No?Hah!

Anyway,to the serious business of the exams.I turned up at school as expected of me (applaud).So my index range said I we'd go to the N2 class.After some time...the exam started.

Myron first.FREAKING PIECE OF ASS.He took 1/2 an hour to finish the exam piece of retard.He brings out our inner horndog...Then a while later fulltime China Bastard Tian Jia did the EXACT FREAKING THING.

After that I cross the road to the playground see someone zo pai kia sio ah sio.Please don't involve me in more underage narcotic distribution.So we walked to the MRT.

Kay,please turn away and scroll down if you're disturbed by mass hokkien words.Describing such things in the English would be the bad.

Wu ji eh chi bai bus se ki lah.Wa yong ka kia kia dng chut ah,chi bai yi beep beep wa na.Chi bai then yi eh tao chut window kao beh.Mm zai yi gong si mi lah,but meh wa wa diam diam hor le meh ah?Wa meh yi,a ni dua kee meh?Hum ji bo answer.An zhua,lim beh buay sai meh le lah!?Dua kee meh le?Sar ka dib lah.Buay song ah?Wa hor li wa sio di address le lai gio dai ji nah.A ni kuan wa ho mia,wa ai kua A-Shan ka le gong si mi.Kan ni nao hia.Wa hor le lan du du du du ka tia ah.

On a better note...I have nothing else to say.For an Englerlish translation (be wary,it gets dirty) MSN me if I'm on.

Actually,here's a translation.Direct and then fully English.

Got one the vagina bus driver lah.I use leg walk walk balek house ah,vagina he beep me na.Vagina then he the head come out window cry father.Dunno he say what lah,but scold me I diam diam give you scold ah?I scold him,so big stick meh?Scared never answer.Do what leh,your fatehr cannot scold you ah?Big stick meh you?Three leg short lah.No just come the shiok ah?I give you my little brother address you go find problem nah.This type I good life,I wanna see Ah Shan guve you say what.Fuck you over here.I give your dick poke poke poke poke until pain ah.

There was this douche bag of a bus driver.And as I was walking home,he honked at me.He then proceeded to scold me with his head out of the window.I don't know what he said,but I refused to let him speak to me in that manner.I insulted the size of his penis,in dialect.The man appeared to be scared and did not reply.My burning anger caused me to question him,why he was so quiet.In my mind I insulted his manhood even more.I decided if he was unhappy with me he could take it up with my friends,and I found it interesting what one particular friend would have said.I then finished my angry thoughts with an amusing analogy of what I imagined he would do.

Ok,to finish a majorly offensive post,you got tarik anot,smoker kia?



He who appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant:
"If I live,I will kill you.If I die,you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honor18:20










Meet the Captain
Oh hai,it is I,Dylan.
But...Can call me Captain Obvious
Actually,Captain Falcon also can.Falcone...Ponch!
The Glad Sower dragged me from the serene lush 10/8/95.
Formerly of the Nazi School of RSS,class 6/7,but now in the Green,but yet Gold school of TPSS.
Class,1e1,but I gave little ass to that.
I'm a weirdo,listening to metal and reading fantasy.
Je peux parler francais.
Don't like my words?I teach you one cheat code to make it all awesome.
See your keyboard hor...Press ALT F4.
Then like that you f-off very fast,don't need to see your f-face.

Do not hit these things
The basic IDEA of Communism
Power Metal,Symphonic Death Metal and Heavy Metal in general
Same as Ben Ben,chio bu.=D
The idea of changing school
The idea of being superior in the future.
Nihilism.But meh,not a Nihilist.

Falcone Ponch dem bidges!
Not having cash monies
People shoving believes in my face.
Monkey Boy,whoever he really is
Rap *roll*
Assholes,gays,you know,basic stuff



Gimme gimme.
Need to get Dexter a dictionary...
Need to get a lifeI'm Alive!!!...
Want to get new specs...
Want a real watchThanks hmm,guys?...
Want to live.Awaken me...
Get a real drumset.Full full one,not just hi-hat+snare
Upgrade my air guitar.That is to say,get a better imagination *rainbow*
Let your imagination run free
English-Chinese DictionaryI have it now,yay
An okay birthday next week tomorrowMeh...
I want to use the D40D70(lousier =().Even if I have to buy my own.Nevermind,after Death Magnetic I buy D100(or something)
Pakat pah YongHe.Pah yi eh chiao best. I pakat a lot.Lazy to put into action lah.
Krav Maga lessons.Either here or in Israel.
Striped polo.Pink/black or Orange/black.Red/black nice also bah.
Black balaclava.
New black beret,since I lost the old one -.-
More total black shirts.Simon Cowell-ness
Streak my hair red(Will never happen,eh?)



Falcone...SpikTewMeh!





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HUIYING:D
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Dumber Dexter
Ben Soon!
Praizel
Mistika Hyper Sia
ShiL
Florence
Mak da Guru
D;Dexter
Mark Lee (not WeiXun)
JiaShun
Hui Wen or something?Type slowly,kay?




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Not today,bub.