Here's a quick IQ test I'm doing.Not "real".By the way on a conventional IQ test I scored 150.Bush has 125,Obama 124.I could be American President!(Artemis Fowl has like >200 -.-)
IM your answers to
dragoonhyper@hotmail.com top scorer gets some prize I shall buy from Canadia.Submit by 14th Decemeber pl0x.
Quotes:
"You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!"Said by Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars episode ___?-250
"War is peace,slavery is freedom,ignorance is stength"is from which 1954 novel?-500
"The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.' "Is from which of the three Lord of the Rings novels?-125
"The political form of a society wherein the proletariat is victorious in overthrowing the bourgeoisie will be a democratic republic."Said by ____(750) of the _____ party(250)
Total of 1875 points
Characters/people:
Chancellor Palpatine is actually Darth ____500
How is Adam Monroe/Takezo Kensei killed?750
The first name of these people is...
____ Stalin,communist party125
____Baggins,faggot hobbit125
____Solo,not an euphemism for masturbating250
____Lincoln,one of the American presidents125
Who wrote the Book of Revelations?875
Total of 2750
Locations:
Mordor's ____ region,Nurn is a fertile area for farming.1000
Mon Calamari is an _____ planet500
Kitee is a city in ____1000
Total of 2500
Bonus:
How nerdy am I on a scale of 1 to 10?FREE 875.
1875
2750
2500
0875
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8000
/15
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533
/4
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134-fake IQ of whoever gets full marks.Still lose to me.
And here's something to destroy any brain cells you had left.
What's your full name ?Pope Dylan Edward Tan the Awesome.
Do you like your first name ?Dennis would've been better,but yes.
How long have you liked the person you currently like ? Erm about 2-3 hours,but its an internet thing.
Have you kissed anyone in the last 48 hours ?No.Because I spent 24 awake and 24 asleep.
Did you cry today ?No.
What are you doing this morning at 8 am ?Foruming.Some idiot thinks right-wing politics is good.Rich bastard.
What are you doing an hour ago ?Writing the above test.
What are you doing currently ?Trying to get FBFC with my friends on Maps-Rock Band.
Who last texted you a msg ?Brother-in-law with the answers to the above ALL RIGHT.Its do-able,people.But he's Canadian so no prize for him.
Have you told anyone that you love them today ?Erm,sarcastically because he said he loved me =D
Do you miss anyone now ?Sperms 1,245,252 through 1,334,253 Nah jk.
Any plans for tomorrow ?Slack through classes,sleep the rest of the day.
What was the reason behind the last time you cried ?Someone died.
Is there anyone you want to be with now ?A bunch of guys.All anar-communists.
Have you kissed anyone who's name starts with C ?California on the map,if it counts.
Name someone who made you smile today , how ?Intruiging.He said he loved me.
Name a friend who's name starts wif 'Z' ?ZiChang is all I can think of.
Which of your friends stay closest to you ?John I guess,right upstairs.
Do you prefer to call or text ?Text.Cheaper.
Was yesterday better then today ?Slept 24 hours,so yes.
Can you live a day without Tv and your phone ?Yes,because they are hardly used with my computer around
Are you mad about anything now ?Republican bitches who are too fucking right-winged.I am a liberal
Do you ever think that relationships are really worth it ?No anymore,no.
Last person you visited in a hospital ?My nephew as he was just born?
When is your last and second hug ?Too long ago.Cannot remember.
What does the last msg in your inbox says ?THIS IS NOT A JOKE...and some other bullshit.
How do you feel about your life ?If I told the truth and quoted Socrates,no one would read it anyway.
Do you hate anyone ?George W. Bush.
Last person you called ?John.
Who currently sents you the most text in a month ?John.
Is your room messy now ?I do not have a room.I sleep on a couch right in front of the TV.
Who will be mad if your room's messy ?Room?
Your shortest relationship ?1 hour.She already had a boyfriend and she had the balls to ask me.How awesome am I to find out within an hour?
Who do you look like ?Maddox?But I dye my hair purple,I look like a ninja.Because you do not see ninja,ninja kills you.