Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Ok I'm just going to asshat here and show of my awesomeness,and the D70's awesomeness.Also,since I'm the Pope of the Church of Awesome,I'll scribe down my 10 commandments.
I-Should one be "hotter" than thee,it is hence of his "fly".Should thou b'eth not,its hence of thine not.
II-The percussive bangers art path enlightenment.
III-Baths are the anti-Awe's will!
IV-Larger doth thine fires,larger doth thine penis.
V-Additional past ladies shalst lead to more ladies in thine future.
VI-Shouldst thou be a virgin still following said ladies,then thou hast followeth thine law.Awe bless.
VII-Shouldst an adult attempt to convert thee,tellst them thou "No hablo ingles?".
VIII-Dost thou wish to be a bitch?Nay,I say!Let Awe within thine heart!
IX-Should one with IQ <100>
X-AMEN TO THAT,BERUDDA!
Additional help-Thou shalst not poketh fun at Awe.He doth be awesome.
He who appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant:
"If I live,I will kill you.If I die,you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honor00:38
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant:
"If I live,I will kill you.If I die,you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honor00:38